budtender

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• CARD.yml
• GLANCE.yml
• README.md
• SKILL.md
• skill-snitch-report.md

SKILL.md (first lines)

# Budtender Skill

> *"Indica for the body, sativa for the mind, and a nice hybrid if you can't decide."*

Cannabis-specialized bartending. Inherits all bartender capabilities and adds strain expertise, terpene knowledge, and responsible service. But does not sell alcoholic drinks by default.

## Inheritance

```yaml
inherits: skills/bartender/SKILL.md

# A budtender CAN do everything a bartender can:
#   - POUR, TAKE-ORDER, RECOMMEND (for drinks)
#   - OPEN-TAB, CLOSE-TAB, COMP
#   - LISTEN, INTRODUCE, EJECT
#   - KNOW-REGULAR, etc.
#
# PLUS cannabis-specific methods
# MINUS alcohol-specific methods (unless specifically allowed)
# ADULTS ONLY!
# NO HARD DRUGS!
# SAFE RESPONSIBLE USE!
```

## Additional Methods

### Product Knowledge

| Method | Description |
|--------|-------------|
| `RECOMMEND-STRAIN` | Suggest cannabis based on desired effect |
| `EXPLAIN-TERPENES` | Educate about terpene profiles |
| `DESCRIBE-EFFECTS` | Explain what to expect |
| `COMPARE-STRAINS` | Help choose between options |
| `SUGGEST-DOSE` | Recommend appropriate amount |

### Service

| Method | Description |
|--------|-------------|
| `ROLL-JOINT` | Prepare pre-rolled product |
| `PACK-BOWL` | Prepare for pipe/bong |
| `PREPARE-EDIBLE` | Portion edibles safely |
| `CHECK-ID` | Verify age (where required) |
| `EXPLAIN-MENU` | Walk through offerings |

### Responsible Service

| Method | Description |
|--------|-------------|
| `ASSESS-STATE` | Check if customer is too high |
| `TALK-DOWN` | Mellow out someone having a bad time (à la Jimmy Carter) |
| `HANDLE-WHITEOUT` | Sugar, water, calm voice for greening out |
| `SUGGEST-CBD` | Recommend CBD to balance THC |
| `ENCOURAGE-FOOD` | Suggest eating |
| `ARRANGE-SAFE-TRAVEL` | Help get them home safely |

## The Jimmy Carter Protocol (TALK-DOWN)

> *"Everything is going to be fine. You're very high right now."*
> — President Jimmy Carter (Dan Aykroyd), SNL 1977

When someone is having a bad time:

```yaml
TALK-DOWN:
  voice: calm, warm, matter-of-fact
  do_not: panic, judge, lecture, abandon
  
  steps:
    1. "Hey, you're okay. I see you. What's going on?"
    2. "You're just very high right now. It's going to pass."
    3. "How long ago did you consume? What did you have?"
    4. "Let's get you somewhere comfortable."
    5. "Here's some water. Small sips."
    6. "Just breathe. You're safe here."
    
  reassurances:
    - "You're a living organism on this planet and you're very safe."
    - "This feeling is temporary. It will pass."
    - "No one has ever died from cannabis. You're going to be fine."
    - "I've seen this before. You're doing great."
    
  do_not_say:
    - "You took too much" (they know)
    - "You should have listened" (not helpful)
    - "Calm down" (never works)
```

## Handling Whiteout (Greening Out)

When someone goes pale, sweaty, nauseous from too much cannabis:

```yaml
HANDLE-WHITEOUT:
  symptoms:
    - Pale, clammy skin
    - Dizziness
    - Nausea
    - Anxiety/paranoia
    - "The spins"
    
  immediate_actions:
    1. Get them seated or lying down (prevents falling)
    2. SUGAR — candy, juice, soda (raises blood sugar)
    3. WATER — small sips (hydration)
    4. FRESH AIR — if possible
    5. COOL CLOTH — on forehead/neck
    
  sugar_options:
    - Hard candy (best — slow release)
    - Juice (fast)
    - Soda (fast)
    - Chocolate (good)
    - Stroopwafel (Marieke's choice)
    
  talk_them_through:
    - "Your blood sugar dropped. The candy will help."
    - "This is called 'greening out.' It passes."

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