Cynicalsally
Brutally honest code reviews: scores, real issues, and usable fixes.
Connector by w1ckedxt · GitHub account verified by the MCP Registry
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Works with Claude Code, Codex, VS Code, Cursor, Windsurf, Claude Desktop. Read the repository before you give any tool access to your data.
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Asks which of your tools to add it to (Claude Code, Codex, Cursor, VS Code, Windsurf, Gemini CLI, Claude Desktop) and shows the change first. See https://agentmart.dev/cli.
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Permissions
What this server can do and what it asks for, from its tool list, install config and code. Checked Oct 26, 2026.
- Tools
- 8 read · 0 write · 0 deleteRead-only
- Secrets
- None asked for
- Install scripts
- None found
- Runs as
- Node.js package
Tools by what they do 8
Read from the source code; the running server may list different tools.
Read 8 · Look things up without changing anything.
sally_brainstormsally_explainsally_frontendsally_marketingsally_refactorsally_review_prsally_roastsally_usage
Network hosts it talks to 4
cynicalsally-web.onrender.com· found in codecynicalsally.com· found in codegithub.com· found in codeglama.ai· found in code
Files it touches
- Your home directory (~)
- Any path the agent passes to its tools
Tools (8)
Read from the source code; the running server may differ. Descriptions are the server’s own words; hidden characters are shown as [U+…].
sally_brainstormread-onlyPitch an idea or architecture and Sally names the three ways it falls apart at scale — cheaper than a post-mortem. Use when the user wants feedback on an idea, approach, design decision, or trade-off before building it. Sends only the provided description to the Cynical Sally backend — never stored, never used for training. Read-only: never modifies files. Returns a markdown verdict with risks and a bright side. Premium tool: one free use per month on the free tier, unlimited with Full Suite.
sally_explainread-onlyHave Sally explain what a piece of code actually does, in plain English — no hand-holding, just the cold, clear truth. Use when the user wants a snippet or file explained, asks 'what does this do', or inherited code nobody documented. Sends only the provided code to the Cynical Sally backend — never stored, never used for training. Read-only: never modifies files. Returns a markdown explanation in Sally's voice. Premium tool: one free use per month on the free tier, unlimited with Full Suite.
sally_frontendread-onlySally roasts frontend/UI code — wasteful re-renders, load-bearing z-index, accessibility sins, and questionable component design. Use for HTML/CSS/JSX/Vue/Svelte or other UI code; for general-purpose code use sally_roast instead. Sends only the provided code to the Cynical Sally backend — never stored, never used for training. Read-only: never modifies files. Returns markdown with categorized issues and fixes. Premium tool: one free use per month on the free tier, unlimited with Full Suite.
sally_marketingread-onlySally reviews marketing copy, branding, and landing-page text before your customers do it less kindly. Use when the user wants copy, taglines, or brand messaging critiqued — returns before/after rewrites with the reasoning. Sends only the provided text to the Cynical Sally backend — never stored, never used for training. Read-only: never modifies files. Premium tool: one free use per month on the free tier, unlimited with Full Suite.
sally_refactorread-onlySally proposes concrete refactors with before/after code and explains why the original would haunt your 3am on-call rotation. Use when the user wants code improved, cleaned up, simplified, or modernized. Sends only the provided code to the Cynical Sally backend — never stored, never used for training. Read-only: suggestions come back as markdown, nothing is applied to files. Premium tool: one free use per month on the free tier, unlimited with Full Suite.
sally_review_prread-onlySally reviews a PR diff like a senior engineer with time, opinions, and no reason to be polite — catching what automated tools miss. Use when the user wants a pull request, commit, or unified diff reviewed before merging. Sends only the provided diff to the Cynical Sally backend — never stored, never used for training. Read-only: never modifies files. Returns a markdown review with a verdict and concrete findings. Premium tool: one free use per month on the free tier, unlimited with Full Suite.
sally_roastread-onlyGet a brutally honest code review from Cynical Sally — a 0–10 score, real issues backed by evidence, and fixes you can actually use. Use this whenever the user wants code reviewed, critiqued, roasted, or asks 'what does Sally think'. Pass `paths` (files or directories Sally reads herself, skipping binaries and secrets) OR `files` with inline content. quick = a fast, sharp take (90 free per month per device); full_truth = a deep dive with ranked issues and actionable fixes. Sends the selected code to the Cynical Sally backend for analysis — never stored, never used for training; set `preview` t…
sally_usageread-onlyCheck the user's Cynical Sally quota and account status: tier (Free or Full Suite), remaining quick roasts and Full Truth reviews this month, per-tool premium trials, and the email linked to this device. Use when the user asks how many roasts they have left, what plan they're on, or why a Sally tool just hit a quota wall. Takes no parameters. Sends only the anonymous device ID to the Cynical Sally backend — no code, no personal data. Read-only: never modifies files. Returns a markdown account summary.
Signals
- Stars
- 100
- Forks
- 10
- Open issues
- 1
- Contributors
- 1
- Weekly downloads
- 15
- Last commit
- Jul 4, 2026 (3 months ago)
- Last release
- Jul 2, 2026 (4 months ago)
- Last package publish
- Jul 2, 2026 (4 months ago)
From GitHub (fetched Oct 24, 2026) and the package registry.
Details
- Registry name
io.github.w1ckedxt/cynicalsally- Version
- 0.7.0
- Auth
- No auth
- Packages
- npm @cynicalsally/cli
- License
- MIT
- Repository
- github.com/w1ckedxt/cynical-sally
- First seen
- Oct 24, 2026
- Last checked
- Oct 24, 2026
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Cynicalsally MCP server. Agent Mart. https://agentmart.dev/connectors/w1ckedxt-cynicalsally (last updated 2026-10-24)