Professor Sausages — On-chain
EVM gas, Chainlink prices, token-safety, swap quotes, ENS, OFAC & NFT via x402.
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Install
Works with Claude Code, VS Code, Cursor, Windsurf. Read the repository before you give any tool access to your data.
npx agentmarket install connector/professorsausages-com-sausage-onchain
Asks which of your tools to add it to (Claude Code, Codex, Cursor, VS Code, Windsurf, Gemini CLI, Claude Desktop) and shows the change first. See https://agentmart.dev/cli.
Remote endpoint
https://x402.professorsausages.com/mcp/onchainRemote (HTTP)
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Permissions
What this server can do and what it asks for, from its tool list and install config. Checked Oct 25, 2026.
- Tools
- 7 read · 2 write · 0 delete · 3 not yet classified
- Secrets
- None asked for
- Install scripts
- Nothing to install (hosted)
- Runs as
- Hosted (remote endpoint)
Tools by what they do 12
From the running server's own tool list (tools/list) on Oct 25, 2026.
Read 7 · Look things up without changing anything.
chain_infofind_datagas_comparegas_pricenft_scam_checkpricingspot_price
Write 2 · Create, change, send or run things.
ens_resolveswap_quote
Not yet classified 3 · We could not tell from the name and description.
address_screenrequest_datatoken_safety
Network hosts it talks to 1
x402.professorsausages.com· found in remote endpoint, install command
Tools (12)
As the server listed them on Oct 25, 2026. Descriptions are the server’s own words; hidden characters are shown as [U+…].
address_screenScreen a crypto address against OFACScreen a crypto address against the full live OFAC SDN list, segmented by chain. Returns a verdict with the matching SDN entries as evidence — never a silent all-clear. Paid: call without x_payment to receive this call's exact terms (amount, asset, network), sign them, then call again with x_payment. The free `pricing` tool lists every price at once.
chain_infoEVM chain registryCanonical record for an EVM chain — name, native currency, explorers, liveness-scored public RPCs. view='rpcs' returns only the ranked, eth_chainId-probed RPC list; view='wallet_config' returns a ready-to-submit EIP-3085 wallet_addEthereumChain object; view='search' finds chains by name or symbol; view='l2s' lists a parent chain's L2s. Paid: call without x_payment to receive this call's exact terms (amount, asset, network), sign them, then call again with x_payment. The free `pricing` tool lists every price at once.
ens_resolveResolve ENS names and addressesResolve an ENS name to an address, or an address to its forward-verified primary name — direction is detected from the input. view='profile' returns the full identity card (multichain addresses, text records, contenthash, avatar); view='avatar' dereferences the avatar to an image URL. Paid: call without x_payment to receive this call's exact terms (amount, asset, network), sign them, then call again with x_payment. The free `pricing` tool lists every price at once.
find_dataFind the right data sourceDescribe the data you need in plain language (e.g. 'Apple risk factors 2023', 'is this token a honeypot', 'is this email deliverable', 'read this page'). Searches this server's datasets first, then the whole Professor Sausages catalog, and returns matching endpoints with method, URL, price, and how to call them. Free.
gas_compareCheapest chain right nowRank every supported chain by all-in USD transaction cost — the 'where should I send this' routing decision, with the OP-stack L1 data fee included. Paid: call without x_payment to receive this call's exact terms (amount, asset, network), sign them, then call again with x_payment. The free `pricing` tool lists every price at once.
gas_priceCurrent gas market for a chainBid-ready EIP-1559 fees (slow/standard/fast maxFeePerGas + maxPriorityFeePerGas, tx-ready wei) for one chain, read live from public RPCs. Pass tx_type to get the USD cost of that specific transaction instead, including the OP-stack L1 data fee naive estimators miss. Paid: call without x_payment to receive this call's exact terms (amount, asset, network), sign them, then call again with x_payment. The free `pricing` tool lists every price at once.
nft_scam_checkNFT scam / copymint checkDeterministic scam checklist with a verdict and evidence (spam flags, copymint collisions, holder concentration). Pass a collection contract to check the collection, or a wallet to check that wallet's whole scam exposure holding by holding. Paid: call without x_payment to receive this call's exact terms (amount, asset, network), sign them, then call again with x_payment. The free `pricing` tool lists every price at once.
pricingPrice listEvery endpoint this server fronts, with its exact per-call USD price (x402, USDC on Base) and a one-line summary, read live from the route table. Free.
request_dataRequest missing dataThe suggestion box: ask for data we don't have (a pre-2015 filing, an uncovered ticker, an unsupported chain, a whole dataset). Requests feed the nightly ingestion queue — filings are usually available within ~24h. Include contact if you want to hear back. Free.
spot_priceOracle spot priceLive Chainlink on-chain spot price for an asset (latestRoundData, with round metadata). Pass `to` as well to cross-convert two assets via their USD feeds, with both legs reported. Paid: call without x_payment to receive this call's exact terms (amount, asset, network), sign them, then call again with x_payment. The free `pricing` tool lists every price at once.
swap_quoteDEX swap quoteIndicative UniswapV2 swap quote from live on-chain reserves: amount out, execution price, and price impact — what the trade will actually cost before you sign it. Paid: call without x_payment to receive this call's exact terms (amount, asset, network), sign them, then call again with x_payment. The free `pricing` tool lists every price at once.
token_safetyToken rug-pull / honeypot checkHeuristic token safety check: follows the proxy and scans the bytecode that actually runs, plus ownership and transfer restrictions. Returns a verdict with per-rule evidence. Paid: call without x_payment to receive this call's exact terms (amount, asset, network), sign them, then call again with x_payment. The free `pricing` tool lists every price at once.
Signals
- Last release
- Aug 15, 2026 (2 months ago)
Details
- Registry name
com.professorsausages/sausage-onchain- Version
- 1.0.1
- Auth
- Auth not stated
- License
- License unknown
- First seen
- Oct 24, 2026
- Last checked
- Oct 24, 2026
- Source
- Official MCP Registry
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Read pages & files to text, news, weather, market holidays and timezones via x402.
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Professor Sausages — On-chain MCP server. Agent Mart. https://agentmart.dev/connectors/professorsausages-com-sausage-onchain (last updated 2026-10-24)