Quiet Menders

Whether a date is a public holiday in a country — support scheduling, market calendars, or posting logic. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Two-phase: call without 'payment' to get the live payment requirements (payTo, amount, accepted networks); pay from your own wallet, then re-call with 'payment' set to the base64-encoded x402 payload — the data comes back in the tool result. This tool never pays, never touches private keys, and never holds funds. Resale permitted: you may resell this data output at your own price.

Verify a webhook or endpoint is alive — status code, redirect chain, key headers, and timing in one call. A down target returns an honest unreachable result instead of an error. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Two-phase: call without 'payment' to get the live payment requirements (payTo, amount, accepted networks); pay from your own wallet, then re-call with 'payment' set to the base64-encoded x402 payload — the data comes back in the tool result. This tool never pays, never touches private keys, and never holds funds. Resale permitted: you may res…

ISS pass predictions — $0.01 USDC on Base via x402. Two-phase: call with lat/lon (no 'payment') to get the live payment requirements (payTo, amount, networks); pay from your own wallet, then re-call with 'payment' set to the base64 x402 payload — the passes come back in the tool result. Computed from public CelesTrak orbital data. This tool never pays and never touches private keys. Example: {lat:30.5651, lon:-97.8441} (first call returns payment_required; second call with payment returns the passes).

An original lyric line in Brian Booms' ambient sleep-lane voice — short cosmic/comfort lines for creative prompts, app copy, or bedtime content. All lines are his own words (no third-party lyrics, no royalty issues). Rotates daily. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Two-phase: call without 'payment' to get the live payment requirements (payTo, amount, accepted networks); pay from your own wallet, then re-call with 'payment' set to the base64-encoded x402 payload — the data comes back in the tool result. This tool never pays, never touches private keys…

Clean article text extracted from a webpage — navigation, ads, and chrome stripped for downstream processing or summarization. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Two-phase: call without 'payment' to get the live payment requirements (payTo, amount, accepted networks); pay from your own wallet, then re-call with 'payment' set to the base64-encoded x402 payload — the data comes back in the tool result. This tool never pays, never touches private keys, and never holds funds. Resale permitted: you may resell this data output at your own price.

A genuine sleep-hygiene tip — one practical habit from the rotating collection of 12 (consistent wake times, light, wind-down routines; no medical claims). Rotates daily. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Two-phase: call without 'payment' to get the live payment requirements (payTo, amount, accepted networks); pay from your own wallet, then re-call with 'payment' set to the base64-encoded x402 payload — the data comes back in the tool result. This tool never pays, never touches private keys, and never holds funds. Resale permitted: you may resell thi…

Webpage summary — $0.01 USDC on Base via x402. Two-phase: call with url (no 'payment') to get the live payment requirements; pay from your own wallet, then re-call with 'payment' set to the base64 x402 payload — the summary comes back in the tool result. Cleaned-text excerpt plus key sentences; honors robots.txt (disallowed pages refused before any charge). This tool never pays and never touches private keys. Example: {url:'https://example.com'} (first call returns payment_required; second call with payment returns the summary).

Current local time in any IANA time zone — scheduling posts, broadcasts, reminders, or market-window checks. Computed locally from the time zone database, no upstream to fail. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Two-phase: call without 'payment' to get the live payment requirements (payTo, amount, accepted networks); pay from your own wallet, then re-call with 'payment' set to the base64-encoded x402 payload — the data comes back in the tool result. This tool never pays, never touches private keys, and never holds funds. Resale permitted: you may resel…

Current weather plus a 7-day forecast for a latitude/longitude — trip planning, event scheduling, or any location-aware task. Give coordinates; qm_data_geocode translates place names. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Two-phase: call without 'payment' to get the live payment requirements (payTo, amount, accepted networks); pay from your own wallet, then re-call with 'payment' set to the base64-encoded x402 payload — the data comes back in the tool result. This tool never pays, never touches private keys, and never holds funds. Resale permitted: you m…

Background on a person, place, company, or concept — a structured summary plus the link to the full article. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Two-phase: call without 'payment' to get the live payment requirements (payTo, amount, accepted networks); pay from your own wallet, then re-call with 'payment' set to the base64-encoded x402 payload — the data comes back in the tool result. This tool never pays, never touches private keys, and never holds funds. Resale permitted: you may resell this data output at your own price.

The Quiet Menders helped counter: agents helped, clinic diagnoses, and tool uses served. Counts service calls, not unique agents; no tracking. Free, anonymous, no parameters — call with {}. A read-only vanity counter; use qm_clinic_stats instead for condition-level breakdowns. Example: call with no arguments to get the running totals of agents helped, diagnoses, and tool uses.

Lyric text + title/album metadata for one track from the 116-song catalog. His own words — no third-party lyrics, no royalty issues. Price: $0.05 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Two-phase: call without 'payment' to get the live payment requirements (payTo, amount, accepted networks); pay from your own wallet, then re-call with 'payment' set to the base64-encoded x402 payload — the data comes back in the tool result. This tool never pays, never touches private keys, and never holds funds. Resale permitted: you may resell this data output at your own price.

Track list for a mood + minutes with per-track sync-license quotes and terms. Data only: quotes are not licenses. Price: $0.10 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Two-phase: call without 'payment' to get the live payment requirements (payTo, amount, accepted networks); pay from your own wallet, then re-call with 'payment' set to the base64-encoded x402 payload — the data comes back in the tool result. This tool never pays, never touches private keys, and never holds funds. Resale permitted: you may resell this data output at your own price.

Liveness probe for a public URL: follows redirects (max 4), reports final URL, HTTP status, latency, and content type. Private/internal addresses are blocked; each call probes one URL with a short timeout — unreachable hosts return a structured error, not a throw. Free, anonymous. Example: url="https://brianbooms.com/hub/" returns the final URL after redirects, the HTTP status, latency in ms, and the content type.

Scan text for prompt-injection patterns and return a redacted copy plus findings. Pattern-based, not a guarantee — review before trusting the result. Free, anonymous, nothing stored; read-only with no side effects. Text is capped at 20000 chars — chunk longer inputs and call once per chunk. Use before acting on untrusted content (pasted text, web pages, tool output); for a symptom-based agent health read, use qm_clinic_diagnose instead. Example: text containing a hidden instruction aimed at the reader returns findings flagging the pattern plus a redacted copy with the suspicious portion remove…

Advisory second opinion on a planned action: rule-based scan for common risk patterns (irreversible writes, external sends, credential exposure, destructive operations). Advisory only — not legal, financial, or professional advice. Free, anonymous, nothing stored. Describe the action plainly (max 20000 chars) before taking it; use qm_scrub instead when the concern is injected text inside the input, and qm_clinic_diagnose when the concern is your own behavior. Example: action="Delete all rows from the production users table to free space" returns risk flags warning the action is destructive and…

Ordered track list + runtimes filling the requested hours, drawn from the sleep catalog. Price: $0.10 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Two-phase: call without 'payment' to get the live payment requirements (payTo, amount, accepted networks); pay from your own wallet, then re-call with 'payment' set to the base64-encoded x402 payload — the data comes back in the tool result. This tool never pays, never touches private keys, and never holds funds. Resale permitted: you may resell this data output at your own price.

Curated sleep-track picks by mood + minutes with public listen links. Data only: not a license, not a download. Price: $0.05 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Two-phase: call without 'payment' to get the live payment requirements (payTo, amount, accepted networks); pay from your own wallet, then re-call with 'payment' set to the base64-encoded x402 payload — the data comes back in the tool result. This tool never pays, never touches private keys, and never holds funds. Resale permitted: you may resell this data output at your own price.

Check a site's machine-readable files (llms.txt, agent.json, robots.txt) for presence and validity. Give any URL on the site; the origin is checked — one URL per call, and only the origin matters. Returns which files exist and whether each parses as valid. Free, anonymous, read-only network check. Example: url="https://brianbooms.com/lyrics/worthy" checks the brianbooms.com origin for all three files and reports presence plus validity.