Gardenpatch Growth Coaches

Paid, agent-callable growth coaches. 7 coaches, each answering from its own discipline. Every call returns a growth diagnosis, the arithmetic behind it, concrete actions, and a typed per-mode deliverable. No signup, no API key: an unpaid POST receives HTTP 402 with x402 payment requirements; pay USDC and retry with a PAYMENT-SIGNATURE header. This card describes REST endpoints, not an A2A message endpoint: there is no JSON-RPC or HTTP+JSON message/send binding. Call the URL in call_shape or on each skill directly.